From what we can piece together, the years leading up to the Great Vaporizer War of 2057 were plagued with unreliable, outdated dabbing technology that somehow became self aware.
Nobody is sure when or how these machines evolved, but when they did they had a poor attitude about it and militarized. When this happened only one stood up to defend humanity: Mr. Hotbox!
In 2013 a group of friends from Washington state began to receive shipments from the future containing the finest dabbing platform man even invented. Mr. Hotbox wants to be your friend, but someday he may very well save your life.